Drinking Custard: The Diary of a Confused Mum by Lucy Beaumont

 Drinking Custard: 

The Diary of a Confused Mum 

by Lucy Beaumont 

From TV's award-winning comedy mum, Lucy Beaumont, comes her hilarious debut on the trials and tribulations of motherhood.

Known for her sharp, witty and surreal view on everyday life, Lucy shares the unpredictable craziness of being a mum in this brilliant and laugh-out-loud 'mumoir'. 

Mum's everywhere will recognise the madness of it all. Like when Lucy was hospitalised with indigestion in her third trimester (blame the burrito), or when she was *this close* to slapping her hypo-birthing instructor. Or the efforts she made to infiltrate the local mums social groups and when she embarrassingly forgot her own new-born baby's name!

Heart-warming and laugh-out-loud funny, Drinking Custard also captures Lucy's marriage to comedian Jon Richardson, as they navigate Lucy's raging pregnancy hormones and balk at pram prices together.

Get ready to make room on mum's bookshelf for Drinking Custard to sit alongside other mum classics such as Why Mummy Drinks, Hurrah For Gin! and The Unmumsy Mum.

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Edward Eternal by J.S. Frankel

 Edward Eternal 

by J.S. Frankel 

For Edward T. Scupper, life has been one long, lonely road. Born in the mid-eighteen-hundreds, for reasons unknown, he stops aging at eighteen. At first, it’s exciting to live through the various decades while others succumb to time, but after a number of years, he finds that immortality is boring.

Science proves to be the answer, or so he thinks. Edward—Ed—journeys from one city to another in the US in order to find an answer to his predicament. He doesn’t wish for death. He only wishes to have a normal lifespan, like everyone else.

After numerous searches, he winds up in Portland, Oregon, where he meets Doctor Farhan, a molecular biologist and geneticist who is working on using gene therapy to improve or cure various ailments, including blindness in his daughter, Diana.

Ed tells Farhan of his desire to achieve mortality. Farhan promises to help him in return for the scientific knowledge, and a bargain of sorts is achieved.

Initially, Ed and Diana don’t get along. However, over time, they find themselves drawn to each other, as each of them seeks a cure for their problem, and only Doctor Farhan can provide it.

Before long, though, the young couple finds themselves under attack, Doctor Farhan is killed, and the two teens are pursued by hitmen sent by Fester Norton, an elderly tycoon who wants what Ed has got—the secret of immortality—and will stop at nothing to get it!

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Pre Order Grandad Brian & His Stories - The One Winged Fairy

The One Winged Fairy

Grandad Brian embarks on an adventure with his new little friend. 

Helping the little fairy repair her broken wing and return home.

At the end of last year we lost my healthy Grandad who was full of life to Covid-19. He was the best of us and I can't describe the loss and hole he has left in the family. Combined we’ve lost a Husband, Father, Grandfather & Great Grandad but together we all lost a friend. His spirit and energy for life was infectious, nobody had a bad word to say about him because he lived with such kindness and openness, he would literally talk to anyone. It's been especially difficult being apart from family and not able to see them.

 I dealt with the grief in my own way and got creative, as I wanted to share with the world the amazing person he was and all he taught me. So I wrote a children's book to honour him and try to capture the warmth and kindness of his character.

I'm proud to share with you all that the book is now available for Pre-Order and the money will be used to print the books.

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Pre-Save the New Single ‘Gotta Get Back’ by Beth Macari

 

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‘Gotta Get Back’ 

by Beth Macari

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Books by T. R. Hamby

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All is not what it seems in the house of Monsieur and Madame Moreau.

Running from a dark past, Elise Gage is haunted by the voices in her head. But now she has a fresh start, as a governess for the Moreau family at Howe’s End. She teaches a charming little boy in a beautiful house. 

She is no longer hungry, and no longer alone. 

Everything is perfect.

But perfection never lasts. Elise finds herself falling in love with Monsieur Moreau, and Madame Moreau is playing tricks on her. The previous governess died in her bedroom, and no one can say why.
Murder, love, and demons. Can Elise’s mind take it?

 

 

Swords and jeweled daggers.
Surviving their last adventure by the skin of their teeth, Mel and Nora must face a new challenge. Evil Angels, bringers of destruction, have arrived on Earth to wreak havoc on its unsuspecting humans. They must be destroyed, and it’s up to the four to do so.

But help is on the way. Michael’s children arrive. A scrappy thief joins the team, and a mysterious Angel shadows them.

And there is someone else, too. An unseen force is watching the group, and none of them know why.
Can these Immortals fulfill their deals with God? Or will God bring destruction on them all?

All his stories are Angel stories.
Mel King is an Angel, banished to Earth long ago for falling in love with a human. Now, based in the city of Rome, he hunts and kills evil mortals on God’s behalf. 

He knows he can never love again. That time is long over. But then Nora appears, and everything changes.
Nora Rossi is just trying to start her singing career when she witnesses Mel King commit a terrible act. 

Now she can’t seem to get away from him...or his ridiculous Angel story. How far will they go before he finally tells her the truth?

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Overboard: A psychological suspense thriller by Ivy Ngeow

 

Overboard: 

A psychological suspense thriller 

by Ivy Ngeow 

Greg has no idea who he is. All he knows is that he has to be one lucky man. He's survived a shipwreck. 

Washed ashore on the coast of Thailand after an epic storm, he's stunned to discover he has a Chinese wife who arrives and takes him back to family life in London. She's pregnant. When a blow to his head brings a rush of his memories back, he knows why.

And who his assailant is.

But he is mute, disfigured and disabled. Above all, he is penniless. How will he escape when he's living the life of the man they think he is?

Set in London, Cambodia and Thailand, Overboard is a standalone, psychological thriller with twists, witty dialogue and taut storytelling. Perfect for fans of Shari Lapena, Lisa Jewell and Chris Bohjalian.

Plunge in and start your adventure now.

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